Eddie wanted to date the hot girl, but she had a boyfriend…

475861_22336987Eddie got so desperate that he approached her and said, “I will give you $1000 if you let me have my way with you.” Shocked, the girl looked at him and said, “No way!” He said, “I’ll be real quick; I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I’ll be finished by the time you’ve picked it up!”
She thought for a moment and told him that she had to ask her boyfriend. Her boyfriend says, “Ask the guy for $2000. Pick up the money really really fast, and he won’t even have time to get his zipper down.”
2 hours pass and the boyfriend is waiting. Finally he calls and asks, “What happened?!”
Heavily panting, she replied, “It’s all in quarters!”

–Thanks to our friends at Reddit

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